The twelfth of May, 1796, in north Italy, at Tavazzano, on
the road from Lodi to Milan. The afternoon sun is blazing
serenely over the plains of Lombardy, treating the Alps with
respect and the anthills with indulgence, not incommoded by the
basking of the swine and oxen in the villages nor hurt by its
cool reception in the churches, but fiercely disdainful of two
hordes of mischievous insects which are the French and Austrian
armies. Two days before, at Lodi, the Austrians tried to prevent
the French from crossing the river by the narrow bridge there;
but the French, commanded by a general aged 27, Napoleon
Bonaparte, who does not understand the art of war, rushed the
fireswept bridge, supported by a tremendous cannonade in which
the young general assisted with his own hands. Cannonading is his
technical specialty; he has been trained in the artillery under
the old regime, and made perfect in the military arts of shirking
his duties, swindling the paymaster over travelling expenses, and
dignifying war with the noise and smoke of cannon, as depicted in
all military portraits. He is, however, an original observer, and
has perceived, for the first time since the invention of
gunpowder, that a cannon ball, if it strikes a man, will kill
him. To a thorough grasp of this remarkable discovery, he adds a
highly evolved faculty for physical geography and for the
calculation of times and distances. He has prodigious powers of
work, and a clear, realistic knowledge of human nature in public
affairs, having seen it exhaustively tested in that department
during the French Revolution. He is imaginative without
illusions, and creative without religion, loyalty, patriotism or
any of the common ideals. Not that he is incapable of these
ideals: on the contrary, he has swallowed them all in his
boyhood, and now, having a keen dramatic faculty, is extremely
clever at playing upon them by the arts of the actor and stage
manager. Withal, he is no spoiled child. Poverty, ill-luck, the
shifts of impecunious shabby-gentility, repeated failure as a
would-be author, humiliation as a rebuffed time server, reproof
and punishment as an incompetent and dishonest officer, an escape
from dismissal from the service so narrow that if the emigration
of the nobles had not raised the value of even the most rascally
lieutenant to the famine price of a general he would have been
swept contemptuously from the army: these trials have ground the
conceit out of him, and forced him to be self-sufficient and to
understand that, to such men as he is, the world will give
nothing that he cannot take from it by force. In this the world
is not free from cowardice and folly; for Napoleon, as a
merciless cannonader of political rubbish, is making himself
useful. Indeed, it is even now impossible to live in England
without sometimes feeling how much that country lost in not being
conquered by him as well as by Julius Caesar. However, on this May afternoon in 1796, it is early days with
him. He is only 26, and has but recently become a general, partly
by using his wife to seduce the Directory (then governing France)
partly by the scarcity of officers caused by the emigration as
aforesaid; partly by his faculty of knowing a country, with all
its roads, rivers, hills and valleys, as he knows the palm of his
hand; and largely by that new faith of his in the efficacy of
firing cannons at people. His army is, as to discipline, in a
state which has so greatly shocked some modern writers before
whom the following story has been enacted, that they, impressed
with the later glory of "L'Empereur," have altogether refused to
credit it. But Napoleon is not "L'Empereur" yet: he has only just
been dubbed "Le Petit Caporal," and is in the stage of gaining
influence over his men by displays of pluck. He is not in a
position to force his will on them, in orthodox military fashion,
by the cat o' nine tails. The French Revolution, which has
escaped suppression solely through the monarchy's habit of being
at least four years in arrear with its soldiers in the matter of
pay, has substituted for that habit, as far as possible, the
habit of not paying at all, except in promises and patriotic
flatteries which are not compatible with martial law of the
Prussian type. Napoleon has therefore approached the Alps in
command of men without money, in rags, and consequently
indisposed to stand much discipline, especially from upstart
generals. This circumstance, which would have embarrassed an
idealist soldier, has been worth a thousand cannon to Napoleon.
He has said to his army, "You have patriotism and courage; but
you have no money, no clothes, and deplorably indifferent food.
In Italy there are all these things, and glory as well, to be
gained by a devoted army led by a general who regards loot as the
natural right of the soldier. I am such a general. En avant, mes
enfants!" The result has entirely justified him. The army
conquers Italy as the locusts conquered Cyprus. They fight all
day and march all night, covering impossible distances and
appearing in incredible places, not because every soldier carries
a field marshal's baton in his knapsack, but because he hopes to
carry at least half a dozen silver forks there next day. It must be understood, by the way, that the French army does
not make war on the Italians. It is there to rescue them from the
tyranny of their Austrian conquerors, and confer republican
institutions on them; so that in incidentally looting them, it
merely makes free with the property of its friends, who ought to
be grateful to it, and perhaps would be if ingratitude were not
the proverbial failing of their country. The Austrians, whom it
fights, are a thoroughly respectable regular army, well
disciplined, commanded by gentlemen trained and versed in the art
of war: at the head of them Beaulieu, practising the classic art
of war under orders from Vienna, and getting horribly beaten by
Napoleon, who acts on his own responsibility in defiance of
professional precedents or orders from Paris. Even when the
Austrians win a battle, all that is necessary is to wait until
their routine obliges them to return to their quarters for
afternoon tea, so to speak, and win it back again from them: a
course pursued later on with brilliant success at Marengo. On the
whole, with his foe handicapped by Austrian statesmanship,
classic generalship, and the exigencies of the aristocratic
social structure of Viennese society, Napoleon finds it possible
to be irresistible without working heroic miracles. The world,
however, likes miracles and heroes, and is quite incapable of
conceiving the action of such forces as academic militarism or
Viennese drawing-roomism. Hence it has already begun to
manufacture "L'Empereur," and thus to make it difficult for the
romanticists of a hundred years later to credit the little scene
now in question at Tavazzano as aforesaid. The best quarters at Tavazzano are at a little inn, the first
house reached by travellers passing through the place from Milan
to Lodi. It stands in a vineyard; and its principal room, a
pleasant refuge from the summer heat, is open so widely at the
back to this vineyard that it is almost a large veranda. The
bolder children, much excited by the alarums and excursions of
the past few days, and by an irruption of French troops at six
o'clock, know that the French commander has quartered himself in
this room, and are divided between a craving to peep in at the
front windows and a mortal terror of the sentinel, a young
gentleman-soldier, who, having no natural moustache, has had a
most ferocious one painted on his face with boot blacking by his
sergeant. As his heavy uniform, like all the uniforms of that
day, is designed for parade without the least reference to his
health or comfort, he perspires profusely in the sun; and his
painted moustache has run in little streaks down his chin and
round his neck except where it has dried in stiff japanned
flakes, and had its sweeping outline chipped off in grotesque
little bays and headlands, making him unspeakably ridiculous in
the eye of History a hundred years later, but monstrous and
horrible to the contemporary north Italian infant, to whom
nothing would seem more natural than that he should relieve the
monotony of his guard by pitchforking a stray child up on his
bayonet, and eating it uncooked. Nevertheless one girl of bad
character, in whom an instinct of privilege with soldiers is
already dawning, does peep in at the safest window for a moment,
before a glance and a clink from the sentinel sends her flying.
Most of what she sees she has seen before: the vineyard at the
back, with the old winepress and a cart among the vines; the door
close down on her right leading to the inn entry; the landlord's
best sideboard, now in full action for dinner, further back on
the same side; the fireplace on the other side, with a couch near
it, and another door, leading to the inner rooms, between it and
the vineyard; and the table in the middle with its repast of
Milanese risotto, cheese, grapes, bread, olives, and a big
wickered flask of red wine. The landlord, Giuseppe Grandi,is also no novelty. He is a
swarthy, vivacious, shrewdly cheerful, black-curled, bullet
headed, grinning little man of 40. Naturally an excellent host,
he is in quite special spirits this evening at his good fortune
in having the French commander as his guest to protect him
against the license of the troops, and actually sports a pair of
gold earrings which he would otherwise have hidden carefully
under the winepress with his little equipment of silver
plate. Napoleon, sitting facing her on the further side of the
table, and Napoleon's hat, sword and riding whip lying on the
couch, she sees for the first time. He is working hard, partly at
his meal, which he has discovered how to dispatch, by attacking
all the courses simultaneously, in ten minutes (this practice is
the beginning of his downfall), and partly at a map which he is
correcting from memory, occasionally marking the position of the
forces by taking a grapeskin from his mouth and planting it on
the map with his thumb like a wafer. He has a supply of writing
materials before him mixed up in disorder with the dishes and
cruets; and his long hair gets sometimes into the risotto gravy
and sometimes into the ink.
GIUSEPPE. Will your excellency-
NAPOLEON
(intent on his map, but cramming himself mechanically with his
left hand). Don't talk. I'm busy.
GIUSEPPE
(with perfect goodhumor). Excellency: I obey.
NAPOLEON. Some red ink.
GIUSEPPE. Alas! excellency, there is none.
NAPOLEON
(with Corsican facetiousness). Kill something and bring me
its blood.
GIUSEPPE
(grinning). There is nothing but your excellency's horse,
the sentinel, the lady upstairs, and my wife.
NAPOLEON. Kill your wife.
GIUSEPPE. Willingly, your excellency; but
unhappily I am not strong enough. She would kill me.
NAPOLEON. That will do equally well.
GIUSEPPE. Your excellency does me too much honor.
(Stretching his hand toward the flask.) Perhaps some wine
will answer your excellency's purpose.
NAPOLEON
(hastily protecting the flask, and becoming quite
serious). Wine! No: that would be waste. You are all the same:
waste! waste! waste!
(He marks the map with gravy, using his fork as a pen.)
Clear away.
(He finishes his wine; pushes back his chair; and uses his
napkin, stretching his legs and leaning back, but still frowning
and thinking.)
GIUSEPPE
(clearing the table and removing the things to a tray on the
sideboard). Every man to his trade, excellency. We innkeepers
have plenty of cheap wine: we think nothing of spilling it. You
great generals have plenty of cheap blood: you think nothing of
spilling it. Is it not so, excellency?
NAPOLEON. Blood costs nothing: wine costs money.
(He rises and goes to the fireplace. )
GIUSEPPE. They say you are careful of everything
except human life, excellency.
NAPOLEON. Human life, my friend, is the only thing
that takes care of itself.
(He throws himself at his ease on the couch.)
GIUSEPPE
(admiring him). Ah, excellency, what fools we all are
beside you! If I could only find out the secret of your
success!
NAPOLEON. You would make yourself Emperor of
Italy, eh?
GIUSEPPE. Too troublesome, excellency: I leave all
that to you. Besides, what would become of my inn if I were
Emperor? See how you enjoy looking on at me whilst I keep the inn
for you and wait on you! Well, I shall enjoy looking on at you
whilst you become Emperor of Europe, and govern the country for me.(Whilst he chatters, he takes the cloth off without removing
the map and inkstand, and takes the corners in his hands and the
middle of the edge in his mouth, to fold it up.)
NAPOLEON. Emperor of Europe, eh? Why only Europe?
GIUSEPPE. Why, indeed? Emperor of the world,
excellency! Why not?
(He folds and rolls up the cloth, emphasizing his phrases by
the steps of the process.) One man is like another
(fold): one country is like another
(fold): one battle is like another.
(At the last fold, he slaps the cloth on the table and deftly
rolls it up, adding, by way of peroration) Conquer one:
conquer all.
(He takes the cloth to the sideboard, and puts it in a
drawer.)
NAPOLEON. And govern for all; fight for all; be
everybody's servant under cover of being everybody's master:
Giuseppe.
GIUSEPPE
(at the sideboard). Excellency.
NAPOLEON. I forbid you to talk to me about myself.
GIUSEPPE
(coming to the foot of the couch). Pardon. Your excellency
is so unlike other great men. It is the subject they like best.
NAPOLEON. Well, talk to me about the subject they
like next best, whatever that may be.
GIUSEPPE
(unabashed). Willingly, your excellency. Has your
excellency by any chance caught a glimpse of the lady upstairs?
(Napoleon promptly sits up and looks at him with an interest
which entirely justifies the implied epigram.)
NAPOLEON. How old is she?
GIUSEPPE. The right age, excellency.
NAPOLEON. Do you mean seventeen or thirty?
GIUSEPPE. Thirty, excellency.
NAPOLEON. Goodlooking?
GIUSEPPE. I cannot see with your excellency's
eyes: every man must judge that for himself. In my opinion,
excellency, a fine figure of a lady.
(Slyly.) Shall I lay the table for her collation here?
NAPOLEON
(brusquely, rising). No: lay nothing here until the
officer for whom I am waiting comes back.
(He looks at his watch, and takes to walking to and fro between
the fireplace and the vineyard.)
GIUSEPPE
(with conviction). Excellency: believe me, he has been
captured by the accursed Austrians. He dare not keep you waiting if
he were at liberty.
NAPOLEON
(turning at the edge of the shadow of the veranda).
Giuseppe: if that turns out to be true, it will put me into such a
temper that nothing short of hanging you and your whole household,
including the lady upstairs, will satisfy me.
GIUSEPPE. We are all cheerfully at your
excellency's disposal, except the lady. I cannot answer for her;
but no lady could resist you, General.
NAPOLEON
(sourly, resuming his march). Hm! You will never be
hanged. There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not
object to it.
GIUSEPPE
(sympathetically). Not the least in the world, excellency:
is there?
(Napoleon again looks at his watch, evidently growing
anxious.) Ah, one can see that you are a great man, General:
you know how to wait. If it were a corporal now, or a
sub-lieutenant, at the end of three minutes he would be swearing,
fuming, threatening, pulling the house about our ears.
NAPOLEON. Giuseppe: your flatteries are
insufferable. Go and talk outside.
(He sits down again at the table, with his jaws in his hands,
and his elbows propped on the map, poring over it with a troubled
expression.)
GIUSEPPE. Willingly, your excellency. You shall
not be disturbed.
(He takes up the tray and prepares to withdraw.)
NAPOLEON. The moment he comes back, send him to
me.
GIUSEPPE. Instantaneously, your excellency.
A LADY'S VOICE
(calling from some distant part of the inn). Giusep-pe!
(The voice is very musical, and the two final notes make an
ascending interval.)
NAPOLEON
(startled). What's that? What's that?
GIUSEPPE
(resting the end of his tray on the table and leaning over to
speak the more confidentially). The lady, excellency.
NAPOLEON
(absently). Yes. What lady? Whose lady?
GIUSEPPE. The strange lady, excellency.
NAPOLEON. What strange lady?
GIUSEPPE
(with a shrug). Who knows? She arrived here half an hour
before you in a hired carriage belonging to the Golden Eagle at
Borghetto. Actually by herself, excellency. No servants. A dressing
bag and a trunk: that is all. The postillion says she left a
horse-a charger, with military trappings, at the Golden Eagle.
NAPOLEON. A woman with a charger! That's
extraordinary.
THE LADY'S VOICE
(the two final notes now making a peremptory descending
interval). Giuseppe!
NAPOLEON
(rising to listen). That's an interesting voice.
GIUSEPPE. She is an interesting lady, excellency.
(Calling.) Coming, lady, coming.
(He makes for the inner door.)
NAPOLEON
(arresting him with a strong hand on his shoulder). Stop.
Let her come.
VOICE. Giuseppe!!
(Impatiently.)
GIUSEPPE
(pleadingly). Let me go, excellency. It is my point of
honor as an innkeeper to come when I am called. I appeal to you as
a soldier.
A MAN's VOICE (outside, at the inn door, shouting). Here,
someone. Hello! Landlord. Where are you? (Somebody raps vigorously
with a whip handle on a bench in the passage.)
NAPOLEON
(suddenly becoming the commanding officer again and throwing
Giuseppe off). There he is at last.
(Pointing to the inner door.) Go. Attend to your business:
the lady is calling you.
(He goes to the fireplace and stands with his back to it with a
determined military air.)
GIUSEPPE
(with bated breath, snatching up his tray). Certainly,
excellency.
(He hurries out by the inner door.)
THE MAN's VOICE
(impatiently). Are you all asleep here?
(The door opposite the fireplace is kicked rudely open; and a
dusty sub-lieutenant bursts into the room. He is a chuckle-headed
young man of 24, with the fair, delicate, clear skin of a man of
rank, and a self-assurance on that ground which the French
Revolution has failed to shake in the smallest degree. He has a
thick silly lip, an eager credulous eye, an obstinate nose, and a
loud confident voice. A young man without fear, without reverence,
without imagination, without sense, hopelessly insusceptible to the
Napoleonic or any other idea, stupendously egotistical, eminently
qualified to rush in where angels fear to tread, yet of a vigorous
babbling vitality which bustles him into the thick of things. He is
just now boiling with vexation, attributable by a superficial
observer to his impatience at not being promptly attended to by the
staff of the inn, but in which a more discerning eye can perceive a
certain moral depth, indicating a more permanent and momentous
grievance. On seeing Napoleon, he is sufficiently taken aback to
check himself and salute; but he does not betray by his manner any
of that prophetic consciousness of Marengo and Austerlitz, Waterloo
and St. Helena, or the Napoleonic pictures of Delaroche and
Meissonier, which modern culture will instinctively expect from
him.)
NAPOLEON
(sharply). Well, sir, here you are at last. Your
instructions were that I should arrive here at six, and that I was
to find you waiting for me with my mail from Paris and with
despatches. It is now twenty minutes to eight. You were sent on
this service as a hard rider with the fastest horse in the camp.
You arrive a hundred minutes late, on foot. Where is your
horse!
THE LIEUTENANT
(moodily pulling off his gloves and dashing them with his cap
and whip on the table). Ah! where indeed? That's just what I
should like to know, General.
(With emotion.) You don't know how fond I was of that
horse.
NAPOLEON
(angrily sarcastic). Indeed!
(With sudden misgiving.) Where are the letters and
despatches?
THE LIEUTENANT
(importantly, rather pleased than otherwise at having some
remarkable news). I don't know.
NAPOLEON
(unable to believe his ears). You don't know!
LIEUTENANT. No more than you do, General. Now I
suppose I shall be court-martialled. Well, I don't mind being
court-martialled; but
(with solemn determination) I tell you, General, if ever I
catch that innocent looking youth, I'll spoil his beauty, the slimy
little liar! I'll make a picture of him. I'll-
NAPOLEON
(advancing from the hearth to the table). What innocent
looking youth? Pull yourself together, sir, will you; and give an
account of yourself.
LIEUTENANT
(facing him at the opposite side of the table, leaning on it
with his fists). Oh, I'm all right, General: I'm perfectly
ready to give an account of myself. I shall make the court-martial
thoroughly understand that the fault was not mine. Advantage has
been taken of the better side of my nature; and I'm not ashamed of
it. But with all respect to you as my commanding officer, General,
I say again that if ever I set eyes on that son of Satan, I'll-
NAPOLEON
(angrily). So you said before.
LIEUTENANT
(drawing himself upright). I say it again. just wait until
I catch him. Just wait: that's all.
(He folds his arms resolutely, and breathes hard, with
compressed lips.)
NAPOLEON. I AM waiting, sir-for your
explanation.
LIEUTENANT
(confidently). You'll change your tone, General, when you
hear what has happened to me.
NAPOLEON. Nothing has happened to you, sir: you
are alive and not disabled. Where are the papers entrusted to
you?
LIEUTENANT. Nothing! Nothing!! Oho! Well, we'll
see.
(Posing himself to overwhelm Napoleon with his news.) He
swore eternal brotherhood with me. Was that nothing? He said my
eyes reminded him of his sister's eyes. Was that nothing? He
cried-actually cried-over the story of my separation from Angelica.
Was that nothing? He paid for both bottles of wine, though he only
ate bread and grapes himself. Perhaps you call that nothing! He
gave me his pistols and his horse and his despatches-most important
despatches-and let me go away with them.
(Triumphantly, seeing that he has reduced Napoleon to blank
stupefaction.) Was THAT nothing?
NAPOLEON
(enfeebled by astonishment). What did he do that for?
LIEUTENANT
(as if the reason were obvious). To show his confidence in
me.
(Napoleon's jaw does not exactly drop; but its hinges become
nerveless. The Lieutenant proceeds with honest indignation.)
And I was worthy of his confidence: I brought them all back
honorably. But would you believe it?-when I trusted him with MY
pistols, and MY horse, and MY despatches-
NAPOLEON
(enraged). What the devil did you do that for?
LIEUTENANT. Why, to show my confidence in him, of
course. And he betrayed it-abused it-never came back. The thief!
the swindler! the heartless, treacherous little blackguard! You
call that nothing, I suppose. But look here, General:
(again resorting to the table with his fist for greater
emphasis) YOU may put up with this outrage from the Austrians
if you like; but speaking for myself personally, I tell you that if
ever I catch-
NAPOLEON
(turning on his heel in disgust and irritably resuming his
march to and fro). Yes: you have said that more than once
already.
LIEUTENANT
(excitedly). More than once! I'll say it fifty times; and
what's more, I'll do it. You'll see, General. I'll show my
confidence in him, so I will. I'll-
NAPOLEON. Yes, yes, sir: no doubt you will. What
kind of man was he?
LIEUTENANT. Well, I should think you ought to be
able to tell from his conduct the sort of man he was.
NAPOLEON. Psh! What was he like?
LIEUTENANT. Like! He's like-well, you ought to
have just seen the fellow: that will give you a notion of what he
was like. He won't be like it five minutes after I catch him; for I
tell you that if ever-
NAPOLEON
(shouting furiously for the innkeeper). Giuseppe!
(To the Lieutenant, out of all patience.) Hold your
tongue, sir, if you can.
LIEUTENANT. I warn you it's no use to try to put
the blame on me.
(Plaintively.) How was I to know the sort of fellow he
was?
(He takes a chair from between the sideboard and the outer
door; places it near the table; and sits down.) If you only
knew how hungry and tired I am, you'd have more consideration.
GIUSEPPE
(returning). What is it, excellency?
NAPOLEON
(struggling with his temper). Take this-this officer. Feed
him; and put him to bed, if necessary. When he is in his right mind
again, find out what has happened to him and bring me word.
(To the Lieutenant.) Consider yourself under arrest,
sir.
LIEUTENANT
(with sulky stiffness). I was prepared for that. It takes
a gentleman to understand a gentleman.
(He throws his sword on the table. Giuieppe takes it up and
politely offers it to Napoleon, who throws it violently on the
couch.)
GIUSEPPE
(with sympathetic concern). Have you been attacked by the
Austrians, lieutenant? Dear, dear, dear!
LIEUTENANT.
(contemptuously). Attacked! I could have broken his back
between my finger and thumb. I wish I had, now. No: it was by
appealing to the better side of my nature: that's what I can't get
over. He said he'd never met a man he liked so much as me. He put
his handkerchief round my neck because a gnat bit me, and my stock
was chafing it. Look!
(He pulls a handkerchief from his stock. Giuseppe takes it and
examines it.)
GIUSEPPE
(to Napoleon). A lady's handkerchief, excellency.
(He smells it.) Perfumed!
NAPOLEON. Eh?
(He takes it and looks at it attentively.) Hm!
(He smells it.) Ha!
(He walks thoughtfully across the room, looking at the
handkerchief, which he finally sticks in the breast of his
coat.)
LIEUTENANT. Good enough for him, anyhow. I noticed
that he had a woman's hands when he touched my neck, with his
coaxing, fawning ways, the mean, effeminate little hound.
(Lowering his voice with thrilling intensity.) But mark my
words, General. If ever-
THE LADY'S VOICE
(outside, as before). Giuseppe!
LIEUTENANT.
(petrified). What was that?
GIUSEPPE. Only a lady upstairs, lieutenant,
calling me.
LIEUTENANT. Lady!
VOICE. Giuseppe, Giuseppe: Where ARE you?
LIEUTENANT
(murderously). Give me that sword.
(He strides to the couch; snatches the sword; and draws
it.)
GIUSEPPE
(rushing forward and seizing his right arm.) What are you
thinking of, lieutenant? It's a lady: don't you hear that it's a
woman's voice?
LIEUTENANT. It's HIS voice, I tell you. Let me
go.
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